Well this is hilarious. You’ll need this on a Monday, trust me. Enjoy!
Today is Luke Bryan’s birthday! You might be thinking “what more could a guy as perfect as Luke possibly need?” Well, other than country girls to shake it for him, here is what Luke Bryan would like for his birthday:
1. This pig
Clearly he was trying to steal it and did not succeed.
With pearly whites like those, he’s got to be running out constantly. I’m sure he would appreciate it.
4. A shotgun
5. Somebody to throw this frisbee to
I volunteer as tribute.
6. Tighter shirts
If I can’t see every nook and cranny of that torso, it’s not tight enough.
7. For Blake Shelton to stop kissing him
Hey, Luke, if you don’t want it, I’ll take it.
What are you getting Luke for his B-Day?
Wear anything you want with Cowboy boots.
Seriously cowboy boots go with every outfit.
Play up your boots’ natural style by pairing them with literally anything.
Every outfit can be improved with cowboy boots.
Like, why aren’t you wearing cowboy boots right now?
Plus there’s the added bonus of making any outfit country.
Wear whatever you want, as long as you put cowboy boots with it.
Cowboy boots look good no matter what and so will you.
There is no wrong time to wear cowboy boots.
Start every outfit with cowboy boots, the rest will just fall into place.
What’s your favorite thing to wear with cowboy boots?
Blake + Luke = Bluke. Everyone knows Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan are best buds. Best of BFFLs, Besties for the resties, Bros 4 Lyf, etc. But sometimes this epic bromance is almost too real.
When Luke made cardboard cutouts of him and buddy Blake.
When Blake kissed Luke.
When they took this selfie together before the ACM Awards.
When Blake’s breath just smelled really good.
When Luke kissed Blake
This touching moment.
When Blake totally asked who was going to be his best bro forever and Luke just popped up behind him with this sign.
(Okay, fine, he asked who was going to co-host the ACM Awards with him.)
When Luke interrupted the Awards to remind everyone how much he loves Blake.
And the rest of forever. Those lucky ducks.
All it takes is a quick Google image search, or any knowledge of Jason Aldean, to know that he is always wearing his trademark cowboy hat:
You’d be hard-pressed to find a picture of him without it. And with good reason.
Yikes. But that was years ago. Why does he wear the hat now? What happened between then and now? What is Jason Aldean hiding under his cowboy hat? Here are a few guesses…
A tiny version of his trademark hat?
A tiny version of his own head?
A teacup piglet?!??
We can only hope it’s that teacup piglet. Whatever may be under there, maybe it’s best kept secret. After all, he really rocks that hat.
Thanks for reading!
Luke Bryan is single-handedly revolutionizing the Power Point. Okay, sometimes he uses both hands. But what is it he’s always pointing at?
Someone over here.
Someone over there.
The world’s luckiest fan.
His main man J.C.
That’s cute, Taylor, but let’s leave the pointing to the professionals.
The sexiest man in country music.
I don’t know what he’s pointing at in this picture but that’s not really my biggest concern.
RIGHT AT YOU! Too bad he’s too distracted by Blake Shelton’s beautiful eyes.