Today is Luke Bryan’s birthday! You might be thinking “what more could a guy as perfect as Luke possibly need?” Well, other than country girls to shake it for him, here is what Luke Bryan would like for his birthday:

1. This pig

Clearly he was trying to steal it and did not succeed.

2. Toothpaste

With pearly whites like those, he’s got to be running out constantly. I’m sure he would appreciate it.

3. Binoculars

4. A shotgun

5. Somebody to throw this frisbee to

I volunteer as tribute.

6. Tighter shirts

If I can’t see every nook and cranny of that torso, it’s not tight enough.

7. For Blake Shelton to stop kissing him

Hey, Luke, if you don’t want it, I’ll take it.

What are you getting Luke for his B-Day?

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